The 12 Steps to Recovery

Follow these steps to begin your journey from degen to... slightly less degen.

Step 1: Admit you're a degen

We admitted we were powerless over shitcoins—that our portfolios had become unmanageable.

Step 2: Believe in a higher power (not the dev)

Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity—and it's not the dev's Twitter account.

Step 3: Turn your portfolio over to reason

Made a decision to turn our will and our portfolios over to the care of reason and logic as we understood them.

Step 4: Make a searching inventory

Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our wallets.

Step 5: Admit the exact nature of your trades

Admitted to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our trades.

Step 6: Be ready to remove these defects

Were entirely ready to have these defects of character removed.

Step 7: Let the dev cook

Humbly asked the dev to remove our shortcomings.

Step 8: List all persons you've shilled to

Made a list of all persons we had shilled to, and became willing to make amends to them all.

Step 9: Make direct amends

Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

Step 10: Continue to take personal inventory

Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.

Step 11: Seek through research

Sought through research and due diligence to improve our conscious contact with reality.

Step 12: Carry this message

Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to degens, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.